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Wednesday, March 19, 2008,1:50 PM
What is your name??
Do you believe this??????????????????????????
=May I know your name?""
+My name is Bat-man..."
="Trying to be funny?!. "
="What is your surname?.."
+"Supar-man..."
+"If you believe LOOK at my IC............"

Labels: 幽默笑话 - Jokes
,1:36 PM
Uncle Soon Famous on Straits Time
On Tuesday, my old man inform me about Ah Soon's family photo on straitstime paper about the story of the Jemaah Islamiah terrorist. so today I went to Asiaone website, try to search for the article. hahaha I so lucky that I found it and it was on the main page.
Some findings about escape won't be revealed

THE three-member panel investigating the escape of detainee Mas Selamat Kastari is doing its work behind closed doors and that is the best way, Deputy Prime Minister Wong Kan Seng said yesterday.
Their main aim is to get to the bottom of how the Jemaah Islamiah terrorist fled the Internal Security Department's (ISD) Whitley Road Detention Centre on February 27, but some of the information unearthed will have to remain under wraps.
The reason: the inquiry demands a thorough examination of the centre, including its security and how ISD officers conduct their investigations and gather intelligence.
'Exposing these details in public will compromise the confidentiality which is necessary for ISD's security and intelligence operations to remain as effective as they have been,' Mr Wong said.
But he repeated an assurance he had given earlier, that once the committee finished its work, the Government would give 'a full account' of how Mas Selamat escaped and what would be done to prevent another escape.
Mr Wong spoke to reporters yesterday after a walkabout at a market and food centre in Shunfu Mart.
He said the search for Mas Selamat was still going on, with the officers involved remaining determined and following all leads.
'I understand that they have intelligence analysis of the man which may be pertinent to their search on the ground,' he said, without elaborating.
Mr Wong, who is the Home Affairs Minister, responded to a call by Workers' Party chairman Sylvia Lim that it would be more transparent to have a Commission of Inquiry set up under the Inquiries Act so that all the findings would be made public.
He said that regardless of whether the inquiry was by a Committee or Commission, not all the information would be revealed because the detention centre is a 'sensitive installation' holding detainees under the Internal Security Act, including terrorists.
'Its focus is on intelligence collection in relation to an ongoing investigation pertinent to national security. It is not simply a prison to incarcerate persons to discharge a judicial punishment on conviction of an offence,' he said.
What was most important was to provide the committee members unrestricted access to do their work, and it was best to let them do their work behind closed doors, he said.
'It is not an exercise at grandstanding or playing to the gallery,' he added.
Mr Wong also defended the choice of panel members, in light of criticism that they include a deputy secretary of his ministry, Dr Choong May Ling, and former police chief Tee Tua Ba.
He said there were no grounds to doubt their impartiality or independence.
Dr Choong oversees security policy but is not linked to the ISD or any operational department. Former police commissioner Tee retired in 1997 and has since been Singapore's ambassador to various countries.
And committee chairman Goh Joon Seng had 'impeccable standing' as a retired High Court judge and member of the Presidential Council of Advisers.
'They are not about to put their own considerable achievements and good reputations at risk to do anything other than a thorough and impartial job at seeking the truth,' he said.
The panel has been working long hours 'examining many witnesses from the lowest to the highest rank' and over the weekend.
Mr Wong also revealed that a separate probe by the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) into the possibility of an inside job leading to the escape is almost completed.
Labels: 新闻 - News
Wednesday, March 5, 2008,9:28 PM
How To Stay Young
HOW TO STAY YOUNG Its really sort of simple:

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them.That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;)
3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.
6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

And if you don't BELIEVE this - who cares? But do share this with someone.

Labels: 谈公鸡 - Talking Cock
Sunday, March 2, 2008,9:42 PM
這是曾經感動了千萬人的漫畫





TREASURE WHOEVER WITH U NOW AND WHATEVER U HAVE ON HAND NOW.....!!!!!.....DON'T EVER BLAME, THEY DIDNOT GIVE ENOUGH TO U OR OTHER HAD SO MUCH MORE THAN U..... AND DON'T EVER WAIT UNTIL WHOEVER OR WHATEVER U HAD LOSE.....!!!!!.....THEN U ASKING WHY THE WORLD ARE UNFAIR.....!!!!!.....
BECAUSE U NEVER TREASURE THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.....!!!!!...... DON'T EVER MADE U-SELF REGRET HOW LITTLE U HAD DONE FOR THEM.
Labels: 谈公鸡 - Talking Cock